Moments in Time with the Ahlstroms: Ethan tells it like it is...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Ethan tells it like it is...

The other day as I was showering in our bathroom with a clear shower door, Ethan walked into the bathroom and proceeded to make one of his usual interesting observations. "Mom, your bottom is jiggley and big." "Oh Ethan, you're funny," I said with a giggle. "No I'm not, he replied...I'm serious."

5 comments:

Jolayne said...: Gotta love 'em, and you can always count on children to be nothing but totally honest.; May 16, 2008 at 9:27 AM
Amy said...: this is why i love shower curtains :); May 18, 2008 at 8:04 PM
KrisJ said...: Kids are a good time! Kaden told me how gross my legs where like 4 years ago because they swung back and forth........ thats when I started working out. TURDS; May 20, 2008 at 2:02 AM
The Graffs said...: Hey Claudia, don't feel bad. My kids say things like that about my butt in front(my stretched out belly). Little do they know we look jiggly because of them right? I feel your pain with the coloscopy too.....fun fun. Check out our blog graff8.blogspot.com.; May 23, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Brandie Lyon said...: My kids tell me I look pregnant all the time.; May 28, 2008 at 4:35 PM

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"I don't like Sundays!" "Why can't we stay home from church like everyone else?" Who is everyone else? "All the people that ride their bikes and play golf !"

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"I didn't wet my pants...just my underwear."
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